You may think that you look very appalling in your tight red mcdinnigan dress and big boy chesticles, but it is really what we have instestinally in our inner sole that counts and (to quotation what a lot of mean people say about myselves) you seem as “vacuous as a barbie doll”.

even though i don’t know you from Joe bloggs – you probably stealt that dress from some innocent lady and I am now having a very concerned thought about a futuristic vacation I am taking with a homoxual because I have a nightie very similar to that dress you were photocopied in and I think that
he might be planning to drug me and rip off the nightie to wear out on his innocuturnal clubs and tubs tours.

Any way I hope that when you get into bloggery that you will be nice and not like all the others who are just a big bunch of narsissies.

from
Tara Ferrari