Like a Virgin 30 9, 2006
Posted by bitterbarbie in Barbies thoughts.trackback
Wow..my own blog. How did this happen? After months after voyeuristcally sitting in the grand stand I have an avenue to express, vent and post even my most inane observations. How cool.My good friend The Prince is responsible for this blogspot. He’s even responsible for posting the less than flattering photo of me in the red, fitted and stunningly simple Dinnigan. It’s not like I dress like that all the time – it was Christmas and several bottles of very expensive bottles of pink champagne had been consumed!
I need to consider how I’m going to start this blog. My initial thoughts are that it should start at the beginning of 2006. Until next time – hey let’s be careful out there.
dear Bitter babs
You may think that you look very appalling in your tight red mcdinnigan dress and big boy chesticles, but it is really what we have instestinally in our inner sole that counts and (to quotation what a lot of mean people say about myselves) you seem as “vacuous as a barbie doll”.
even though i don’t know you from Joe bloggs – you probably stealt that dress from some innocent lady and I am now having a very concerned thought about a futuristic vacation I am taking with a homoxual because I have a nightie very similar to that dress you were photocopied in and I think that
he might be planning to drug me and rip off the nightie to wear out on his innocuturnal clubs and tubs tours.
Any way I hope that when you get into bloggery that you will be nice and not like all the others who are just a big bunch of narsissies.
from
Tara Ferrari